He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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