becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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