well most of my day revolves around power hour
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Randomize
