i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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