it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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