It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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