Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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