I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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