I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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