you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
