YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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