Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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