Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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