just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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