You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
