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(250): View more from British Columbia

I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers

(1-973): View more from New Jersey

can u grab me a application

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(937): View more from Ohio

We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn

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(440): View more from Ohio

basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.

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(310): View more from California

You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.

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