Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

if you like me you must not know who I am

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible

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(212): View more from New York

her vagina looked like bernie madoff

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"

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(908): View more from New Jersey

My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.

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(415): View more from California

He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.

(650): View more from California

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(415): View more from California

My thoughts exactly.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.

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(817): View more from Texas

Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles

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