I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.