can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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