need another drink. this is the easiest way
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?