No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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