S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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