did you get engaged???
Non-Jews are for practice
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I have already put on my inside pants.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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