alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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