youre lurking in front of me
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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