The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
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They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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