the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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