i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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