it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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