Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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