so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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