I must be too annoying 4 u.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
God, I missed his penis.
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