gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
as a side note pls kill me
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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