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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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