Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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