Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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