I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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