i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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