So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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