I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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