it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
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You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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