Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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