Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
