how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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