i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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