so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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