He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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