ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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