is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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