If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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