I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I am in a vortex of obligation.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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