its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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