: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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