I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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