Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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