Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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