That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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