you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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