We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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