No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I forget how to act sober
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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